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internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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(via legalmexican)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via loserslol)

asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

(via unprime)